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nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who ran like this

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I did this in middle school running back to the locker room one day and halfway there my knee popped out of socket and I face planted and slid a few feet on the ground. Didn’t die though woo!

Family:  *insults my weight*
Family:  *insults my interests*
Family:  *insults my friends*
Family:  *insults my music*
Family:  *judges me constantly*
Family:  you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us
Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends and then start asking you random questions.
FOR SCIENCE - Can You Roll Your Tongue?

annikath:

Can you roll your tongue like this? image
If you CAN, then please REBLOG.
This is for serious science! because I have an assignment in my biology class to do a survey on how many people can or cannot roll their tongues.
If you CANNOT roll your tongue like that, then please FAVOURITE this post!
you can de-favourite the post or delete it from your blog in about two weeks if you desire to do so, but I plead you to take part in this survey of serious sience! thank

homotrekual:

omfG my spanish flatmate just turned to me and said ‘i need to ask you something embarrassing’ so i sort of said oh yeah sure no problem 

and he was like 

'people keep telling me they are having 'two sex'?'

'…sorry?'

'i ask them for something, and they say they will do it after two sex or to give them two sex? is this a common thing here?'

they mEAN ‘TWO SECS’ AS IN TWO SECONDS THE POOR BOY THOUGHT WE’RE ALL ONLY GONNA DO STUFF FOR HIM AFTER HAVING SEX TWICE B L E S S

shorm:

the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus